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MEMORANDUM # 2010

TO: All Concerned Citizens

 

SUBJECT: Anti Barack Hussein Obama T Shirt

This memorandum is being used to alert the citizenry to an historic event, taking place on September 9th, in the year 2010.

(Right around the corner.)

On that sacred and auspicious day, the DPIM, (The Department of Politically Incorrect Memorabilia), will issue the inaugural edition of it’s new T Shirt line, sponsored by the kindred spirits at:

Treat Them Like A Used Tea Bag.com
(http://www.treatthemlikeausedteabag.com)

The first T Shirt off the line will feature none other than the infamous Barack Hussein Obama, currently playing his carefully orchestrated part as President of the United States of America.

(Hey, where’s my teleprompter?)

Since Obama thinks that anyone who has an opinion
unlike his is a bigot, racist, homophobe,or anti-Muslim,
we decided that he just had to be first on our top quality
100% cotton shirts.

And right up front, we want you to know that 100% of
the profits from this venture go to us, because we are absolutely committed capitalist sows with nary an ounce
of socialist pig blood.

Don’t worry, in spite of hiring the best accountants and tax lawyers money can buy, Obama and his cronies will still steal up to 50% of every dollar we make to give to their political allies. (Like the poor and disenfranchised, such as General Motors, AIG, the big banks, Goldman Sachs, the health industry, gigantic pharmaceutical companies, ACORN, the unions, mosque builders, and progressive communists
everywhere.

(I mean Democrats.)

Now is your chance to Treat Obama Like A Used Teabag, by purchasing one of our one of a kind American made
T Shirts.

Now your probably asking yourself, “Why should I invest in an anti-Obama T Shirt?”

That’s a good question, and I’m glad you asked.

Did I mention the fact that this venture has already created 3 jobs? And I didn’t use one red cent of taxpayer money!

Once orders start shipping, it will add two more jobs, bringing The total to 5.

It’s funny how this private sector thing works. But I digress.

Obama promised to put all bills on the White House web site for five days before signing them.

(He broke that promise.)

Obama promised to end all earmarks.

(He broke that promise.)

Obama promised to keep unemployment below 8 per cent.

(He broke that promise.)

Obama promised an era of new bipartisan cooperation.

(He broke that promise.)

Obama promised to end all “no compete” contracts with the government.

(He broke that promise.)

Obama promised to disclose the names of all attendees at White House meetings.

(He broke that promise.)

Obama promised to make peace, with direct, no precondition talks, with America’s most hate filled enemies, ushering in a new era of global cooperation.

(He broke that promise, but he did bow to the King of Saudi Arabia.)

Obama promised he would not raise taxes on the middle class.

(He broke that promise in a huge way, with the largest tax increase in American history coming January 1, 2011.)

He passed a health care bill 70 per cent of the American people didn’t want.

He says that he won’t give back the car keys to Republicans
“Because they can’t drive.”

He says we’re on the “Road to Recovery!”

He says, “Uh…ya know…we…(What’s the matter with the teleprompter?) ah…ya know…this is America…all 57 states… You…you…uh huh…George Bush…George Bush…George Washington…clingin’to their guns and religion…I know what it’s like out there…times are tough…Michelle and I had to cut back on a number of things…

(How are things up in Martha’s Vineyard Barry? Was the hotel in Spain up to your standards?)

These days, whenever I see Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Obama; I think of the old Bob Dole quote, “There they are, Hear No Evil, See No Evil, and Evil.”

But you have to remember, it’s George Bush’s fault.

That guy is responsible for everything.

Obama loosely translated means, “no responsibility.”

But you can get even.

You can put a smile on people’s faces.

Yes, YOU can.

Simply by getting one of our ultra comfortable T Shirts, and putting it on.

You see, we have done a test drive of our “Treat Them Like A Used Tea Bag” T Shirts.

We printed off a few, and wore them to a large shopping mall, right smack in Middle America. People laughed, they shook our hands, they told us how they were going to vote
this fall, and in 2012. We talked to so many people that I actually got a sore throat.

But one thing was clear.

Ordinary folks are clearly miffed about the way they’re being treated by this bunch of socialist hacks in Washington, and they want to send a message to Obama and his ivory tower
bridge buddies.

We thought we could help. (And make some dough, what’s more American than that?)

I’ll guarantee this, you’ll make more friends wearing this T Shirt than passing out sausage sandwiches. (And believe me, a lot of people love sausage sandwiches.)

The time to get in on the fun is now.

Wearing one of these T Shirts is definitely a helluva lot more fun than working one of Obama’s “shovel ready” jobs.

(Take this job and shovel it!)

It’s time to end the era of short change and false hope.

It’s time to think for your self.

It’s time to “Treat Obama Like A Used Tea Bag.”

Say it loud, and wear it proud.

This First Edition, 100% cotton, ultra comfy T Shirt with a message is only $27.77, plus shipping and handling.

Get yours now.

This ground breaking T Shirt will be available starting on September 9th, 2010.

(Please allow 15 days for delivery.)

Remember, it ain’t over till the voters say it’s over.

Think about this: If it ain’t broke, Obama will fix it till it is.

Treat Them Like A Used Tea Bag, and toss them out.

All the best to you,

Jimmy

P.S. The Barack Hussein Obama T Shirt is just the first of many. Our chief designer and resident artiste, Vinny P, is hard at work on designs for Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and various
other liberal scoundrels. We’ll be posting those as soon as they become available.

If you have a target in mind, we can customize a shirt for you. (Minimum order 100 T Shirts) Please call (206) 407-3124 for quotes and information.

 

Normal Retail Price $39.65 On Sale for $27.77

Call for volume discounts in excess of 30 shirts.

 


 
   
         

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